Reverse Mermaid 🧜‍♀️🐠

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• cosmictrickster@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Well, there was an appearance in that one episode of Red Dwarf…but it was the object of desire for the creature descended from the ship’s cat, so…

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  • Jas@lemmy.zip ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Exactly…… proof that even in space, someone’s into the weird stuff

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• Bebopalouie@lemmy.ca ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  No boobs?

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  • Jas@lemmy.zip ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Reverse mermaid? Yeah… that’s just a seafood platter with legs

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• Dreaming_Novaling@lemmy.zip ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Monster from the game Metaphor: Refantazio. It’s a Human size fish with legs wearing boots

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  • MandragoreaeAnimada@chachara.club ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Persona?

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    • chefdano3@lemmy.zip ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Close, Metaphor Refantasio

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• Treczoks@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Mermaid: not enough fish to eat, not enough woman to love.

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  • Jas@lemmy.zip ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Plenty of legs to run away, no lips to kiss goodbye 🐟🦵😂

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• CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What about a reverse centaur? Would it be a horse head on a human torso or would it still have four legs but human legs?

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  • wildcardology@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Image

    Tikbalang, a creature in Filipino folklore

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  • Jas@lemmy.zip ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Reverse centaur? Nah, that’s just a horse that’s really bad at cosplay 🐴🦵

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• cobysev@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Image

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  • Jas@lemmy.zip ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    😂🤣😭

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• notarobot@lemmy.zip ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Because of many reasons. One of them being that fish don’t talk so they wouldn’t be able to sing.

  Another is that top fish bottom human is the worst of both. Bad swimming and bad walking.

  I had thought one more but I forgot in when I imagined a top fish bottom human mermaid twerking attract sailors

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  • Jas@lemmy.zip ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yeah… until you imagine one twerking on the pier to lure sailors in. Whole new level of sea shanty 🐟🦵💃⚓

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• Jas@lemmy.zip ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Because no sailor’s gonna fall in love with a trout in skinny jeans 🐟👖😂

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• themeatbridge@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Because there’s no sea creature that looks like a fish head with human legs. Manatees look like human torsos with fish legs. If you see a manatee from above the water, you’ll understand why a sailor might think they saw a mermaid. All mythological creatures sort of resemble real animals.

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  • Jas@lemmy.zip ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yeah, in reality, mythological creatures often borrow traits from real animals. Sailors were seeing manatees or dugongs from above round head, arm-like flippers, a swishing tail and their brains filled in the rest. Add months at sea, bad lighting, and a little wishful thinking… and suddenly, mermaids exist.

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• IWW4@lemmy.zip ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Prolly because you can’t fap to a bikini top on a fish.

  I mean guess you could if you try had enough.

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  • hddsx@lemmy.ca ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s probably be a regular fish body, on top of a human bottom half in a thong

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• Bags@piefed.social ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  There's a bar near me that has a very large reverse mermaid painted on the front, and just yesterday I met a woman with a reverse mermaid tattooed on her arm...

  Maybe you just aren't looking hard enough!

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  • CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    If this were a rom-com, that woman would turn out to be your soul mate, but only after you encounter some sort of setback in your relationship during the third act.

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  • Jas@lemmy.zip ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Guess the reverse mermaid is out here breaking all the rules and the tattoos! Maybe it’s just playing hard to find 😉🦀

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• RagingSnarkasm@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Because sailors never got drunk enough to see that version.

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  • Jas@lemmy.zip ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    😂 So basically, the reverse mermaid is the ultimate secret only revealed after just enough rum, but never enough courage to admit it! 🥃🧜‍♂️🍻

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    • RagingSnarkasm@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      just enough rum

      This does not exist.

      There is only “just one more rum,” followed by “that was too much rum.”

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• CorneliusTalmadge@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Why couldn’t she be the other kind of mermaid?

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  • Jas@lemmy.zip ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    🤣 Okayyyyyyy

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