Jas
@Jas@lemmy.zip
- Comment on Mythological Plot Holes 🧜♀️🤔 5 weeks ago:
Careful… that’s how you end up in a very weird chapter of a sailor’s diary
- Comment on Reverse Mermaid 🧜♀️🐠 1 month ago:
Exactly…… proof that even in space, someone’s into the weird stuff
- Comment on Mythological Plot Holes 🧜♀️🤔 1 month ago:
Yep…….you’re just the side quest, buddy 📱😂
- Comment on Mythological Plot Holes 🧜♀️🤔 1 month ago:
So basically… a reverse siren is just Netflix asking ‘Are you still watching?
- Comment on Reverse Mermaid 🧜♀️🐠 1 month ago:
Reverse mermaid? Yeah… that’s just a seafood platter with legs
- Comment on Mythological Plot Holes 🧜♀️🤔 1 month ago:
Facts…. reverse centaur’s center of gravity would be one bad sneeze away from a faceplant 🐴🤦♂️😂
- Comment on Mythological Plot Holes 🧜♀️🤔 1 month ago:
like a 19th-century version of ‘yeeting yourself down the river
- Comment on Mythological Plot Holes 🧜♀️🤔 1 month ago:
Exactly and knowing mythology, the chimaera would still find a way to catfish sailors
- Comment on Reverse Mermaid 🧜♀️🐠 1 month ago:
Classic sailor move! At least it’s easier to find your boat than your car after a night out… unless the tide’s got other plans 🌊
- Comment on Reverse Mermaid 🧜♀️🐠 1 month ago:
Exactly! ‘Just enough rum’ is a myth it’s always ‘one more rum’ until the ship starts spinning! 🥃😂
- Comment on Mythological Plot Holes 🧜♀️🤔 1 month ago:
An inverse centaur? Sounds like a horse got tired of carrying humans and decided to take over the conversation instead 🐴🗣️😄
- Comment on Reverse Mermaid 🧜♀️🐠 1 month ago:
🤣 Okayyyyyyy
- Comment on Reverse Mermaid 🧜♀️🐠 1 month ago:
😂 So basically, the reverse mermaid is the ultimate secret only revealed after just enough rum, but never enough courage to admit it! 🥃🧜♂️🍻
- Comment on Reverse Mermaid 🧜♀️🐠 1 month ago:
😂🤣😭
- Submitted 1 month ago to showerthoughts@lemmy.world | 23 comments
- Comment on Reverse Mermaid 🧜♀️🐠 1 month ago:
Yeah… until you imagine one twerking on the pier to lure sailors in. Whole new level of sea shanty 🐟🦵💃⚓
- Comment on Reverse Mermaid 🧜♀️🐠 1 month ago:
Reverse centaur? Nah, that’s just a horse that’s really bad at cosplay 🐴🦵
- Comment on Reverse Mermaid 🧜♀️🐠 1 month ago:
Plenty of legs to run away, no lips to kiss goodbye 🐟🦵😂
- Comment on Reverse Mermaid 🧜♀️🐠 1 month ago:
Guess the reverse mermaid is out here breaking all the rules and the tattoos! Maybe it’s just playing hard to find 😉🦀
- Comment on Reverse Mermaid 🧜♀️🐠 1 month ago:
Because no sailor’s gonna fall in love with a trout in skinny jeans 🐟👖😂
- Comment on Reverse Mermaid 🧜♀️🐠 1 month ago:
Yeah, in reality, mythological creatures often borrow traits from real animals. Sailors were seeing manatees or dugongs from above round head, arm-like flippers, a swishing tail and their brains filled in the rest. Add months at sea, bad lighting, and a little wishful thinking… and suddenly, mermaids exist.
- Submitted 1 month ago to showerthoughts@lemmy.world | 33 comments