Ant on a dating show "I like long walks on the peach"

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• Vandals_handle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Henry V “Once more unto the breach”

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• razorcandy@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Patient with venous congestion: “I like long feeds of the leech”

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• phonics@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Bookie: I like the wrong horse on the cheap.

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• Alsjemenou@lemy.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  axe murderer: I like long gurgles in your screech

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  • phonics@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Oh man that got me. Thanks.

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• Little8Lost@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  a crosspost in !pickuplines@hilariouschaos.com seems fitting

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  • hoshikarakitaridia@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Yeah the second line had kinky energy for sure.

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    • abbadon420@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I like a long string of beads between my cheeks

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• phonics@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Librarian: I like long docs on the microfiche.

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• foggy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Girlfriend: I want longer cocks than your peen.

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• phonics@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Kardashian: I like botox and white teeth.

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• bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  ME sufferer: I like long rests on the sheets.

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