The new serenity prayer

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  We’re dicks! We’re reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the GOP are pussies. And Kim Jong-il is an asshole. Pussies don’t like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes - assholes who just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way, but the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is that sometimes they fuck too much, or fuck when it isn’t appropriate.

  And it takes a pussy to show 'em that. But sometimes pussies get so full of shit that they become assholes themselves, because pussies are only an inch-and-a-half away from assholes. I don’t know much in this crazy, crazy world, but I do know that if you don’t let us fuck this asshole, we are going to have our dicks and our pussies all covered in shit.

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  • ddplf@szmer.info ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    This needs a capslock

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• peregrin5@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  and the bravery to kill the assholes

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• OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  without shitting on others

  No way. I will always shit on the assholes making things worse.

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  • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Good point!

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• ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Hi my name is Ininewcrow and you’re all assholes

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