guys, if you want to impress a lady

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• ayyy@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What in the grammar

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  My dream date would be co-op in Elden Ring and they end up soloing the hardest bosses without taking a hit. That would be so hot.

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• bathing_in_bismuth@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Girl, will you be my junebug? There is no metaphor; I think junebugs are the best in the world and you are the bestest junebug.

  I won’t stop dating and, heck, I might be true happy if someone feels the same w/me, but dayum if I dont wish someone who woud interlock fingers with me after saying above sentence

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  • REDACTED@infosec.pub ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    But if that isn’t a metaphor, then you’re literally asking her to be your insect. I mean, I don’t judge fetishes, but borderline feels rude.

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• zaphodb2002@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  He kept raving about seeing an Insulindian Phasmid, and wouldn’t shut up about leftist theory.

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  • IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    men want only one thing as he’s fucking amazing

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  • Taalnazi@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This would literally work on me

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    • lena@gregtech.eu ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Same :3

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    • zaphodb2002@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Tequila Sunrise loves you, baby.

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• Beebabe@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Brains are the most attractive feature imo. Perhaps I am a zombie.

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  • ZombieMantis@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Image

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    • Beebabe@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Hi space Jesus

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• lgmjon64@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Literally once of the first dates I took my (now) wife on. She was in an entomology class and I lived in the foothills. I took her on a hike to collect insects for a class project. We also collected a roadkill snake on the way home for her to clean and articulate the skeleton.

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  • Kowowow@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Not too crushed up?

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    • lgmjon64@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      No, that was why we picked it up. It was in like-new condition.

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• tetris11@lemmy.ml ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “He kept saying that a stick insect had gone up his shorts, and it was for the good of all insectdom for us to find it and document its secretions.”

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