CTO reveals new AI plan...

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• Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The plan to deal with the tech debt:

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  • jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    There’s a ticket in the backlog. We’ll get to it next sprint (aka never).

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    • AlecSadler@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      A recent job I had, Product kept saying this over 2ish years…

      …at the end of the stint and with ~2 weeks until launch, they laid off all but one person on the team (some 12 engineers or so, myself included).

      I often wonder how much shit that person is wading through leading up to launch and post-launch fighting fires.

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  • thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Step 1: AI it all
    Step 2: ?
    Step 3: Profit!

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  • etchinghillside@reddthat.com ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The AI will detech the debt.

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  • marcos@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It’s the only plan form all the teams that the company actually executes!

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• Toes@ani.social ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’m awaiting the fireworks for when they use AI to patch the Cobol systems still used by the banks.

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• Arigion@feddit.org ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  A study found AI is slowing experienced developers down: reuters.com/…/ai-slows-down-some-experienced-soft…

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• Noodle07@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Just keep writing on the same line ? Fixes everything

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  • Zelaf@sopuli.xyz ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Exactly, just run your magical new code in a minifier and problem solved! It’ll be just as speedy as the real deal!

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  • xia@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Ok… just for you, I will extend the saying to be “every line and column is a liability”.

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    • Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It sounds like you’re suggesting single-letter variable/function/class names everywhere

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• cm0002@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  !programmer_humor@programming.dev

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• Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Bill Atkinson and his -2,000 lines of code would like a word

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  • xia@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Even then, so the theory goes… every line of code is a liability, it is only emergent properties of the system as a whole that makes it an asset. It takes but one line to destroy it’s value, and in general a 2kloc codebase is more valuable than a 4kloc codebase, if they do the same thing. QED? :)

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