Microplastics will be the "boomers all have lead poisoning" of millennials
Submitted 3 weeks ago by pleasestopasking@reddthat.com to showerthoughts@lemmy.world
Submitted 3 weeks ago by pleasestopasking@reddthat.com to showerthoughts@lemmy.world
qyron@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
I still licked lead pain in the craddle, ate too many food preservatives and artificial colorants, ate too much red meat, too much fat, got micro plastics poisoning…
And all I have to tell is bad breath, flatulence that could strip paint off the walls and a stupid sense of humour.