Submitted 7 hours ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Logic [Easy: Success]: It’s probably just a scammer trying to phish for your personal information. Don’t accept the request.
Empathy [Medium: Success]: It might also be a very lonely person, trying to find some companionship in the wide, wide internet. Accept the request, who knows - maybe they’ll surprise you?
Half Light [Challenging: Success]: Oh god, could they have seen the couch in your profile picture? OH FUCK, NO NO NO!
Just saved this image for good measure.
I hate that I like this.
you should see a doctor, maybe you’re a couch
On the internet no one knows you’re a coich
Coich coup!
Ok, ok, don't panic. Just don't answer the phone and stay away from the couch for a few weeks and you'll be in the clear
yea i think i’d throw my phone into the nearest fire and then shoot myself
Yer a wizard Harry
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 7 hours ago
When I lose my phone in my couch.