Goldman Sachs is piloting its first autonomous coder in major AI milestone for Wall Street

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• iAvicenna@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Oh nice I hope they end up destroying themselves

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• cy_narrator@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Cursor and Windsurf: Am I a joke to you?

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• Zwuzelmaus@feddit.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  These banksters have always the same dream: to fully automate the job of making money from nothing.

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• ABetterTomorrow@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Bye bye bitches, good luck cleaning up that mess. Calling it!

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• criss_cross@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Please let it be in charge of a large portfolio of assets

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• cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  every part of that sentence got worse

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  • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Which says a lot when it starts with “Goldman saccs”

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    • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The only way to have a roller coaster is if it started with Wells Fargo.

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• acosmichippo@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  we’re nearing 20 years since the 2008 financial crisis, seems like we’re due for another.

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  • brendansimms@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I am ready to be hurt again

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• JoeKrogan@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Give it a project tender and lets see how it does

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• DirigibleProtein@aussie.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  !whatcouldgowrong@lemm.ee

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  • phdepressed@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Lemm.ee shutdown there are communities of same name on .world, .ml and vlemmy.net

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• PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I wish it absolutely zero success.

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