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Submitted ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Godric@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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    • CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Also known to more modern, less superstitious cultures as a proctologist

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      • Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        I mean, they DO make the camera disappear.

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  • ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    You’re never going to get power, limitless power if you’re not even willing to read a few cursed tomes.

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  • A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    But all the good forbidden knowledge is in those books

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    • CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      What happens if you put the cursed forbidden knowledge book through a photocopier and just read the copies rather than the original I wonder

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      • basxto@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        You’ll get the DRM curse instead.

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      • starchylemming@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        the cursed photocopier eats you

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  • sad_detective_man@leminal.space ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    My fraternal acolyte in the mystical arts. If thou didst not desire a curse unending ye should not have consorted with inscrutable powers from beyond! Smh my head 🤦‍♂️

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    “I didn’t think the souls of the damned would melt my face!” - Nazi with melted face after opening the Ark of the Covenant.

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  • yagurlreese@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I read this as magas be like 💀

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  • Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Rincewind : I looked at the book that was bound in chains and locks on a dare, now I can’t even learn any new spells, and I’ll cast the most powerful spell when I die.

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  • uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Meanwhile 77 million Americans really let the Djinni out of the bottle in November.

    Maybe every story is Pandora’s jar.

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  • shiftymccool@programming.dev ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I’m currently reading Black Ocean: Mirth & Mayhem and this meme nailed it

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