At least I can still pay with the money I keep in my underpants.
Is sweat there different?
Submitted 10 months ago by Mickey7@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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lightnsfw@reddthat.com 10 months ago
Walk_blesseD@piefed.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
It's not called a ham wallet for nothing!
Mickey7@lemmy.world 10 months ago
That’s because everyone knows penis and vag sweat is so much sweater than breast sweat
Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 months ago
Can confirm.
Source: Type O Negative’s Love You to Death.
Her salty sweat, drips from her breast
BabyVi@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Its a big hastle to count $200 in sticky $1 bills, but strippers gotta shop too.
RedEyeFlightControl@lemmy.world 10 months ago
DickFiasco@lemm.ee 10 months ago
i.e. No Tiddy Money
UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I never understood putting dirty money in your boobs,
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
All money is dirty. Nature of capitalism.
But even if clean money existed, it would get all bloody and fatty abd gross the moment it went inside my boobs.
ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Morally dirty is one thing, covered in stripper pussy and smelling like cocaine is another.
At least I can take a shower when I do it, but the money rarely gets washed.
PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Lack of functional pockets in women’s clothing.
Lumisal@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Bras with pockets, genius!
Localhorst86@feddit.org 10 months ago
maybe we should find another sollution than having women store money in their bras?
As a conservative, I propose women should no longer be allowed to handle money, when they go outside they need to be accompanied by their husband or father, who will handle their money for them. That way, women are also unable to spend money on useless shit like birth control, pads etc. and can use it to buy proper stuff, like beer and meat!
unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
Gotta hire discord admins. They will take it fladly.
Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I’ll also take it
Cort@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Alright, prison wallet I guess.