Study the weak points, make true your aim. The inevitable human-robot war draws nearer.
Amazon is reportedly training humanoid robots to deliver packages
Submitted 1 month ago by AcidicBasicGlitch@lemm.ee to technology@lemmy.world
https://www.theverge.com/news/680258/amazon-training-package-delivery-humanoid-robots
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midori_matcha@lemmy.world 1 month ago
atticus88th@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The robot dogs police are starting to use has a two big red buttons, one on the face and one on the ass. Just jam your finger or pointer end of your rifle and it returns to station or shuts down.
AcidicBasicGlitch@lemm.ee 1 month ago
I feel like we’re going to end up with more laws protecting robots and surveillance cameras than our own civil liberties.
Wonder where all those angry white guys with tiki torches and khaki shorts are now? The ones that thought the Jews were trying to replace them? 🤔
altphoto@lemmy.today 1 month ago
It is the distant future,
The year 2000,The last known survivor lives is a cave somewhere in the Madagascar desert. A robot travels by foot to deliver a package. A simple letter with the following URL:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvFZjo5PgG0
The survivor dies. Amazon has finally won. They have all the money and everyone else is gone. All robots shut down. Besos jumps into the money pile only to learn that cartoons don’t work in reality as most of his bones become powder on impact. The world is silent for a second. In the distance two flies are doing it over a pile of cow dung. The world becomes a peaceful place with no human presence whatsoever.
black0ut@pawb.social 1 month ago
If I get one of those, I’m definitely killing it and stealing its copper. Amazon can pay for the repairs.
KingPorkChop@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
I’m clubbing the bot in the head and stealing it’s batteries.
LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 1 month ago
embed_me@programming.dev 1 month ago
Reminds me of these cheeseparade skits:
Teknikal@eviltoast.org 1 month ago
Didn’t they just have 3 drone crashes within minutes of takeoff recently, not sure I really trust Amazon. with this stuff.
Omega_Jimes@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
This makes me wonder what the benefit of beds are for this over something like iBot’s multilevel design. I get it makes sense for rubble or debris, but for halls and stairs ok.
capuccino@lemmy.world 1 month ago
the robot got stolen
vane@lemmy.world 1 month ago
They are trying to solve last-mile delivery problem
andybytes@programming.dev 1 month ago
They are wasting tax payer dollars
doodledup@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Tax payer dollars? Also, why waste? It might pay off with more efficient and cost effective delivery.
Bonesince1997@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Like Marty in the grocery store, a waste of space. Get out of my way, Marty!
doodledup@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Why is everyone here so negative about this? This is pretty cool!
Almacca@aussie.zone 1 month ago
Technological unemployment is only going to get worse without a plan to support the people being replaced by automation. They can’t just ‘get another job’. As long as the benefits of this stuff only goes to shareholders, it can fuck off.
throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
The solution is UBI
doodledup@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It’s called structural change. And I don’t see why it’s a bad think. We would still be plow our fields with ox and cart if we had denied every technological unemployment in the past.
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Because I’ve seen this movie before, and it did not turn out well for the humans.