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Amazon is reportedly training humanoid robots to deliver packages

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Submitted ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨AcidicBasicGlitch@lemm.ee⁩ to ⁨technology@lemmy.world⁩

https://www.theverge.com/news/680258/amazon-training-package-delivery-humanoid-robots

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  • Vanilla_PuddinFudge@infosec.pub ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The robot then encounters the entirely unpredictable American rural south

    staircases half busted up surrounded by weeds and gravel roads full of holes

    wageslave.exe has encountered an internal exception and must close

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    • MrShankles@reddthat.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Wonder how much copper is wired up in those things

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      • pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I’m pretty sure it will be a valuable amount of copper.

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  • vane@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    They are trying to solve last-mile delivery problem

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    • andybytes@programming.dev ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      They are wasting tax payer dollars

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      • doodledup@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Tax payer dollars? Also, why waste? It might pay off with more efficient and cost effective delivery.

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  • Spacehooks@reddthat.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Wanna bet its 7000 Indian workers again?

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    • Ledericas@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      just like thier shop and go stores, were mostly india controlled.

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    • Finch9678@europe.pub ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Package delivery simulator, pre-order on steam

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      • Spacehooks@reddthat.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Evil genius level right here

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  • Bonesince1997@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Like Marty in the grocery store, a waste of space. Get out of my way, Marty!

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  • Willy@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    At first glance it looked like the robot has a tail. That would be cool and seems like it might help somehow. Add a tail!!

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    • andybytes@programming.dev ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Pass the blunt

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  • frazw@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Amazon 1 year after launch: Unfortunately, the space needed for robots in the van means that the van has to return to base 5 times more often to reload with the actual packages and the extra weight of robots more than doubles the weight of the van being lugged around in the form of heavy robots. So that’s why we are having to charge more for delivery and why it is taking longer for you to get your packages. But at least we can pay fewer salaries.

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    • ChapulinColorado@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Also we don’t pay taxes but will fuck up the roads with the extra weight. Good luck driving over potholes suckers!

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  • Botzo@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    They can depreciate these assets over their useful life, because unlike your soggy flesh sack, these are capital expenses, not operating expenses.

    … For now. I’m sure there are libertarians that think you should be able to sell yourself as the depreciable asset you are.

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  • DarkCloud@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Be funny if hackers hacked them to kill CEOs.

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  • victorz@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’d be terrified if that thing showed up at my door.

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    • Finch9678@europe.pub ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’d be very glad and a bit richer

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    • throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Image

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    • cmnybo@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Better keep a big furnace full of molten steel ready just in case.

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      • victorz@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        brb popping out to get that right now

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      • Jakule17@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Gallium would do

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      • Bonesince1997@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        👍

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  • ch00f@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Amazon announced using drones in 2014. In pop culture, drone delivery is like an assumed common practice. Yet fucking nobody gets their packages delivered by drone. It’s been over a decade.

    These robots are vaporware. Amazon will get a stock bump and that’s the whole point.

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    • IsThisAnAI@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Airspace rules are a huge factor there. I see delivery robots on the sidewalk often enough though.

      I suspect most companies are still waiting out the testing and waiting for costs to be reduced.

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    • andybytes@programming.dev ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You are wise

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    • Zetta@mander.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Amazon just rolled out their first production drone delivery SSD site in Phoenix. It’s sorta shot though.

      Zipline is way more interesting and I can wait for them to go live in my area.

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    • TachyonTele@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That’s a great point. Where are all those delivery drones? Lol

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    • Buckshot@programming.dev ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yeah, humans regularly deliver stuff wrong on our street. There is no way robots will manage. I get packages for both by neighbours and they get mine more often than correct deliveries and one of my neighbours is a business.

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      • ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Stop redirecting them. Make it cost them.

        Tell your neighbors to file an “it arrived late” or “it didn’t arrive” complaint. Get two and send one back. Their fault for being shit companies.

        If something is delivered to you by mistake, it’s not your responsibility to fix the mistake, you just got free stuff.

        If it goes through USPS, it might be a federal offense to open stuff delivered via USPS, but is that true of third party parcel delivery? Almost certainly not, because USPS is a government org and those third party shit delivery companies aren’t…

        So now any package that’s delivered to me by anyone other than USPS… it’s mine now, and I open it to see if I want whatever trash my neighbors are buying.

        I used to try to fix the problem… but then I realized it’s NOT MY PROBLEM.

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      • IsThisAnAI@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        What makes you think you can’t have individualized instructions for harder to reach addresses? After the first failure it’s pretty trivial to go out and fix it. Google does far more work maintaining maps and directions services.

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      • Zetta@mander.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        What you just described is humans causing the issue, drome delivery would absolutely solce your problem.

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      • Dojan@pawb.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        At my old workplace we ended up getting like a thousand toilet seats delivered to us. We were a web publishing firm.

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  • candyman337@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I hate that!

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  • mustbe3to20signs@feddit.org ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Companies like Amazon would do anything. Except paying living wages

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    • Finch9678@europe.pub ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That is how you get to be this big.

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    • NatakuNox@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Remember that hitch hiking robot that made it across Canada but only made it to New Jersey (started in NYC) in America? These will 100% get the same treatment everywhere on earth.

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      • mustbe3to20signs@feddit.org ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Not only Canada, but also Japan and all of Europe.
        The main difference is that these robots kind of deserve it. Not “personally” but for what they represent.

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    • meliodas_101@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yep.

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