I wonder what kind of conditions might allow that state chart to have a transition from Death back to Diarrhea.
I think we've all been there.
Submitted 3 days ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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wetbeardhairs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 days ago
Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 3 days ago
post mortem spasms might cause defecation
Gsus4@mander.xyz 2 days ago
I want the transition probabilities, fam. That’s where the fun’s at!
Zerush@lemmy.ml 3 days ago
The worst is diarrhea and cough
LynneOfFlowers@midwest.social 2 days ago
If you think about it, and I suggest you don’t, this is a Markov model for all people regardless
tetris11@lemmy.ml 3 days ago
The Holy Trinity
MTK@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Are you implying that all of these are actually different representations of the same thing?
tetris11@lemmy.ml 3 days ago
The son gets into some shit
The father does not give a shit
and the holy ghost gives up the shit
iAvicenna@lemmy.world 2 days ago
All this chart says is death is the absorbing state and we all converge there regardless of excrement consistency.
Etterra@discuss.online 3 days ago
I mean everyone gets to experience their last trip to the toilet before dying, so I guess its not wrong.
mkhopper@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Is it a fart? Do I roll the dice? Yeah, I should be goo… ::sigh:: Cleanup, aisle 12.
Applejuicy@feddit.nl 3 days ago
Wouldn’t this be true for anyone?
shneancy@lemmy.world 3 days ago
from this graph i therefore conclude i have both IBS-D and Crohn’s disease
Dojan@pawb.social 3 days ago
Comglaturstion! We’re both going to die.
Enkers@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
Not to be too dark, but some people probably start in the die state and never even get to have any sort of poop. :(
tetris11@lemmy.ml 3 days ago
We havent seen the weights. In a general sense - yes; in a weighted sense - slow yes