I think we've all been there.

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• Applejuicy@feddit.nl ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Wouldn’t this be true for anyone?

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  • shneancy@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    from this graph i therefore conclude i have both IBS-D and Crohn’s disease

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    • Dojan@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Comglaturstion! We’re both going to die.

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  • Enkers@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Not to be too dark, but some people probably start in the die state and never even get to have any sort of poop. :(

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  • tetris11@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    We havent seen the weights. In a general sense - yes; in a weighted sense - slow yes

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• wetbeardhairs@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I wonder what kind of conditions might allow that state chart to have a transition from Death back to Diarrhea.

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  • Anomalocaris@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    post mortem spasms might cause defecation

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• Zerush@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The worst is diarrhea and cough

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• Gsus4@mander.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I want the transition probabilities, fam. That’s where the fun’s at!

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• LynneOfFlowers@midwest.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  If you think about it, and I suggest you don’t, this is a Markov model for all people regardless

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• tetris11@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The Holy Trinity

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  • MTK@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Are you implying that all of these are actually different representations of the same thing?

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    • tetris11@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The son gets into some shit
      The father does not give a shit
      and the holy ghost gives up the shit

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• iAvicenna@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  All this chart says is death is the absorbing state and we all converge there regardless of excrement consistency.

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• Etterra@discuss.online ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I mean everyone gets to experience their last trip to the toilet before dying, so I guess its not wrong.

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• mkhopper@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Is it a fart? Do I roll the dice? Yeah, I should be goo… ::sigh:: Cleanup, aisle 12.

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