The unprompted texts I send my best friend.

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• But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Good luck finding a circumcised Puerto Rican. Our culture isn’t obsessed with male genital mutilation on babies as Americans are

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  • Delphia@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Sir this is a Wendysshitposting community.

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• joel_feila@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Yeah but foreskin reallying enhances the juicyness of the penis.

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• franzcoz@feddit.cl ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  If it’s not from the US, low probability of being circumcised

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  • grue@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Puerto Rico is part of the US.

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    • franzcoz@feddit.cl ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      But their circumcision rates are very low still

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  • idiomaddict@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Also pretty likely if they’re from MENA

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• Apytele@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Personally it’s the silkiness after a fresh wash that gives good mouthfeel, among other ways a good wash contributes to a positive experience. It’s also good to not have any cosmetic products on or directly around the penis or testicles, but the tiniest dab of scent up higher on the inguinal line, like up towards the hips, would be nice. Just not a lot, you want to get any offensive smells off with washing then just add back a little pleasant smell since the face is gonna be right up in there.

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  • Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    The silkiest penises usually contain a lot of estrogen :3

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    • Omnipitaph@reddthat.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      If you know of such a penis, one that is perhaps of greater endowment, I would be grateful to study it.

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  • Delphia@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    This guy penises.

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  • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    As a chubby guy: hello.

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    • Apytele@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      somebody beat you to it, but good luck out there! <3

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• floo@retrolemmy.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Busted

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