Omnipitaph
@Omnipitaph@reddthat.com
Do a little dance, he said.
Get down tonight, he said.
What he didn’t say, was an electron has both mass and spin yet has no definite location.
- Comment on School legend 2 weeks ago:
Hormones are one helluva drug xD I hope you’re doing well now. As a someone who was sexually assaulted a few times growing up, I know that it can be difficult to shake.
I know plenty of Christian girls that didn’t make it to 20 before getting knocked up, so I don’t know if its just Mexicans lmao Lots of shotgun weddings!
- Comment on School legend 3 weeks ago:
Way to humble brag /s
In all seriousness, that must have been super uncomfortable. Its crazy how social pressures inform our perspective. I had the same thing happen to me, but I was raised as a dude. I was ecstatic that girls were into me, and was happy for the attention. It wasn’t until I was older that I realized how absolutely fucked it was that girls waaaay older than me were sending me nudes, and girls younger than me who didn’t even know my name yet were doing the same. Somehow I never sent a single pic, unless it was my cat. I loved my cat.
- Comment on They know where to come back when they figure themselves out 3 weeks ago:
zero… wtf even is this question lol
- Comment on YouTube "search results" 5 weeks ago:
I switched to startpage for this very reason, and it was better for a while! Now its not as good and I’m thinking of going Duck. Idk man, someone needs to reinvent old Google’s search alg.
- Comment on "Sad thing to be, nonsensical thing to want to be" 💔🥀💔🥀 5 weeks ago:
As someone who is doing a massive research project on the Maya peoples right now, that civilization was technologically way ahead of the game! They had toilets with a sewage system, clean aqueducts and water purification measures, and ball sports a thousand years before the Spanish that fucked em up. A THOUSAND YEARS.
- Comment on Hmmm this came from the gutter of the gutter of my mind. You have been warned. 1 month ago:
Blood too :D
- Comment on The unprompted texts I send my best friend. 1 month ago:
If you know of such a penis, one that is perhaps of greater endowment, I would be grateful to study it.
- Comment on imagine 5 months ago:
Companies DO irradiate non organic ginger though, sterilizing it, before shipping it to stores.
- Comment on *agressively keeps pressing 0* 6 months ago:
Ah yes, the “wait for x turns and then throw a rook back in time” game. Jurrasic Rook.
Or my favorite, “I won? How? Oh, my queen just check-mated them 3 parralel worlds over and 7 turns ago”
- Comment on Thanks mom, I don't want any 6 months ago:
“This is what happens when you lobotomize half the women, and put the other half on qualudes”, my partner xD