Omnipitaph
@Omnipitaph@reddthat.com
Do a little dance, he said.
Get down tonight, he said.
What he didn’t say, was an electron has both mass and spin yet has no definite location.
- Comment on if you google Chicxulub (the dinosaur killing space rock) a meteor will fly across your screen 1 day ago:
idk, like most of the population of the US, right?
- Comment on Fairphone posted 83% year-on-year growth in Q4 2025 - A journey away from Big Tech to a more sustainable alternative 1 day ago:
Have any of you checked out the reviews on their site? The one’s in Dutch?
Hilarious. Almost none of the reviews are about the phone itself, but the promotions surrounding it, whether its available in certain stores, and my favorite, the font on the case.
I guess the phone is so awesome they have to think of other stuff to complain about :/
- Comment on "Being vegan is unnatural" 2 weeks ago:
I agree. That person is BONKERS.
- Comment on "Being vegan is unnatural" 2 weeks ago:
I mean with some of the prostate exams I’ve had I’d almost assume as much.
- Comment on "Being vegan is unnatural" 2 weeks ago:
Life eats life. I’m not going to try to convince a lion to not eat a gazelle, and I’m not going to try and convince a human not to eat the thing its been hunting and eating for 10 thousand years.
I agree that factory farming is terrible. If we are going to eat an animal, its best if we raise it and kill it ourself in the quickest and most painless way possible, to ensure happiness and health during its life and mitigate as much suffering. It also forces us to face the act of death itself, and hopefully be grateful of the animal for the meals it provides.
All things die. As someone who went through “dying”, I can say with some confidence that dying sucks, and you will suffer when you go through it. Whether its being shot, stabbed, strangled, poisoned, or dying of the complications of old age. You are going to suffer unless you’re doped to high heaven on morphine or something similar.
Are vegans going about using opioids to euthanize factory farmed cows in mass? No? Then I guess we they’re going to suffer, and I’m not letting them suffer in vain.
THAT would be unethical.
/s
- Comment on Down bract. 2 weeks ago:
Is there an empire NOT built on genocide, slavery, and bloodshed? Genuinely curious.
- Comment on Genes be crazy 4 weeks ago:
TIL I’m a mutant. X-men watch out!
- Comment on Bluesky just verified ICE 1 month ago:
That’s a nice strawman you’ve built for yourself. What’s their name?
- Comment on Mimiko Ass Exposed Underwater Pic 000 4 months ago:
If my instance allowed downvoting, I would.
- Comment on Apocalypse Bringer Mynoghra: World Conquest Starts with the Civilization of Ruin • Isekai Mokushiroku Mynoghra: Hametsu no Bunmei de Hajimeru Sekai Seifuku - Episode 5 discussion 7 months ago:
They made an anime? Hell yeah! I love the manga, so excited to watch!
- Comment on The Future is NOT Self-Hosted 7 months ago:
I feel like I covered my bases with the rest of my comment there. If you have thousands of photos that you want to share, host them on your server and whitelist the people you want to see them :/
IRL I’ve never sent nor received more than a handful of pics at a time, and always through email. It would have never occurred to me that people are out there sending the whole family collection to each other digitally. Grandma hordes those pics for a reason; as leverage for people to visit her!
- Comment on The Future is NOT Self-Hosted 7 months ago:
This guy didn’t want to do the leg work of emailing his photos to his friends, and declares self-hosting isn’t the solution to a social net? I totally see the point in community hosting, in fact I’m all for that.
But really? You don’t have to make your servers public facing, you just white-list the people you want to see your stuff and make sure to organize your drives with public and private pages.
He went through all that and didn’t take it far enough.
- Comment on School legend 8 months ago:
Hormones are one helluva drug xD I hope you’re doing well now. As a someone who was sexually assaulted a few times growing up, I know that it can be difficult to shake.
I know plenty of Christian girls that didn’t make it to 20 before getting knocked up, so I don’t know if its just Mexicans lmao Lots of shotgun weddings!
- Comment on School legend 8 months ago:
Way to humble brag /s
In all seriousness, that must have been super uncomfortable. Its crazy how social pressures inform our perspective. I had the same thing happen to me, but I was raised as a dude. I was ecstatic that girls were into me, and was happy for the attention. It wasn’t until I was older that I realized how absolutely fucked it was that girls waaaay older than me were sending me nudes, and girls younger than me who didn’t even know my name yet were doing the same. Somehow I never sent a single pic, unless it was my cat. I loved my cat.
- Comment on They know where to come back when they figure themselves out 8 months ago:
zero… wtf even is this question lol
- Comment on [deleted] 8 months ago:
I switched to startpage for this very reason, and it was better for a while! Now its not as good and I’m thinking of going Duck. Idk man, someone needs to reinvent old Google’s search alg.
- Comment on "Sad thing to be, nonsensical thing to want to be" 💔🥀💔🥀 8 months ago:
As someone who is doing a massive research project on the Maya peoples right now, that civilization was technologically way ahead of the game! They had toilets with a sewage system, clean aqueducts and water purification measures, and ball sports a thousand years before the Spanish that fucked em up. A THOUSAND YEARS.
- Comment on Hmmm this came from the gutter of the gutter of my mind. You have been warned. 8 months ago:
Blood too :D
- Comment on The unprompted texts I send my best friend. 9 months ago:
If you know of such a penis, one that is perhaps of greater endowment, I would be grateful to study it.
- Comment on imagine 1 year ago:
Companies DO irradiate non organic ginger though, sterilizing it, before shipping it to stores.
- Comment on *agressively keeps pressing 0* 1 year ago:
Ah yes, the “wait for x turns and then throw a rook back in time” game. Jurrasic Rook.
Or my favorite, “I won? How? Oh, my queen just check-mated them 3 parralel worlds over and 7 turns ago”
- Comment on Thanks mom, I don't want any 1 year ago:
“This is what happens when you lobotomize half the women, and put the other half on qualudes”, my partner xD