Metamorfuckthis

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• morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Turning into a conservative doesn’t excuse you from work

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  • Damarus@feddit.org ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It’s a reference to The Metamorphosis by Franz Kafka.

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    • Zwiebel@feddit.org ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It’s a joke from morgunkorn

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    • morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Thank you, I didn’t get that, just made a silly joke without knowing :)

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• Rudee@lemmy.ml ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Just imagine the diversity hire points for having a massive insect as an employee!

  That’s a criminally underrepresented minority in today’s workforce

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  • hakunawazo@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Hire them in the HR department. They do a great job.
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• prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Been a while since I’ve read it, but isn’t this like a plot point in the original story? That his boss comes by and tries to get him to leave the room?

  Great story if anyone hasn’t read it (The Metamorphosis by Franz Kafka)

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  • Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Precisely!

    I must say that if we people in commerce ever become slightly unwell then, fortunately or unfortunately as you like, we simply have to overcome it because of business considerations.

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• herrvogel@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Sorry Boss, can’t come in. The half-eaten apple lodged into my exoskeleton has become infected.

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• manucode@infosec.pub ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  That’s not that different from the original story

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• lime@feddit.nu ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Let’s see you lift some shit, Kafka

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