Soy milk is simply Spanish milk introducing itself

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• Onionguy@lemm.ee ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Son: Dad, could you pass me the milk? Dad: Which one Son: Soy milk Dad: HOLA MILK SOY TU PADRE

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• acidbattery@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  And the name Dorito implies the existence of the larger Doro :D

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  • lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Doro is short for Dorothea

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  • yoshman@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You’re just eating baby Doro’s. It’s like eating veal.

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    • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Pop a Poppler in your mouth

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• Mothra@mander.xyz ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  No, that’d be Leche. Soy milk is just English milk introducing itself in Spanish

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  • criticon@lemmy.ca ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It works better with chorizo

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    • Mothra@mander.xyz ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I love it. Didn’t know it existed.

      Soy Sauce literally translates to “I’m Willow tree”

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  • _LordMcNuggets_@feddit.org ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    1000015841

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• 11111one11111@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  10/10 dad joke. With all the cheesy friends I have who turned into even cheesier dads, I can’t believe this is thr first time hearing this joke lol

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• nonentity@sh.itjust.works ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Nut milk comes from male cows.

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• But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Not unless you introduce your name as Lethe de soya which does not mean “I am milk”

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• proper@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  barrypopik.com/…/what_if_soy_milk_is_just_regular…

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