May The Fleas Of Ten Thousand Camels Infest Your Armpits

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• don_kiedyck@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I hope your asshole grows tastebuds.

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• GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  May a diseased yak vomit in your slippers.

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• Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  May your USB plug never be the right way up first time you try to insert it.

  JK, this is true for everyone, every time!

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• NaibofTabr@infosec.pub ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  May your marinara never stick to your spaghetti!

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• Broadfern@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What did we do to you?! 😭 /j

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• Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  How old exactly is that one? I can attest to it not being new in 1972. But it could actually be as old as the Great Pyramid for all I know.

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• db2@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’d say “may you live in interesting times” but some fucker already cursed us all with that one.

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