That site is batshit, they tried to pair me with my mummy
Don't like em? Ghost em
Submitted 21 hours ago by SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to [deleted]
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DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 20 hours ago
mriswith@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
I was on one of those around 2000. Profiles were called crypts, instead of hearts/likes it was pentagrams and it was styled to look like it was written on parchment.
jaybone@lemmy.zip 15 hours ago
Yeah, I was on MySpace too.
tetris11@feddit.uk 16 hours ago
An emo dating app that rates people based on how long they can stand in the rain the longest.
acockworkorange@mander.xyz 4 hours ago
RecallMadness@lemmy.nz 15 hours ago
Dig it. Dig it. Love cannot attach itself to binding ugliness.
Dig it. Dig it. Execute economic slave.
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Ok maybe not the best lyrics for a dating app.
toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
there is no romance in necromancy.
SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 hours ago
Never licked a nipple or two?
toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
i don’t lick my jewellery.
PineRune@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
Instructions unclear, ended up performing a necrophilia ritual instead.
PostProcess@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
Necrophilia. From the Greek ‘necros’ meaning ‘dead’, and ‘-philia’ meaning ‘to fill’.
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
Necromance then…
toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
now THOSE are the black candles worth lighting!
Octavusss@lemm.ee 21 hours ago
The cake is a lie
toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
fixed my post
tourist@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
romanc
Hupf@feddit.org 10 hours ago
You could call Dracula a neckromancer.