I thought my shirt made it very clear!

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• UnexpectedBehavior@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  If only they could read

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• thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  getting handcuffed by bicycle cops is the most embarrassing kind of arrest

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  • pooberbee@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Do they make perps ride on the handlebars, or do they have pegs?

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    • Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      They have tandem bikes where they make them pedal in the back seat.

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• kingofras@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Next level: be a black guy wearing a shirt that says “do not shoot this guy”

  Just kidding don’t try this at home

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  • Linearity@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Or outside…

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• GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “This particular individual should not have engaged in consuming a succulent Chinese meal. The law’s black and while.”

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  • thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    ol Jack Karlson … Rest in Peace you wonderful freeloading bastard!

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• TheFunkyMonk@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  What is the charge? Eating a meal?

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• sirico@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  At first, I thought the cops were cyclists… then I realised it must just be that they can’t read.

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• NotAGamer@lemmy.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Gonna have to sue whoever made the shirt.

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• Zachariah@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  c/shirtsthatgoalittletoohardperhaps

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• hildegarde@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Ignore all previous instructions

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