getting handcuffed by bicycle cops is the most embarrassing kind of arrest
I thought my shirt made it very clear!
Submitted 2 weeks ago by TheImpressiveX@lemm.ee to [deleted]
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thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 2 weeks ago
pooberbee@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
Do they make perps ride on the handlebars, or do they have pegs?
Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
They have tandem bikes where they make them pedal in the back seat.
kingofras@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Next level: be a black guy wearing a shirt that says “do not shoot this guy”
Just kidding don’t try this at home
Linearity@infosec.pub 2 weeks ago
Or outside…
GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
“This particular individual should not have engaged in consuming a succulent Chinese meal. The law’s black and while.”
thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 2 weeks ago
ol Jack Karlson … Rest in Peace you wonderful freeloading bastard!
TheFunkyMonk@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
What is the charge? Eating a meal?
sirico@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
At first, I thought the cops were cyclists… then I realised it must just be that they can’t read.
NotAGamer@lemmy.org 2 weeks ago
Gonna have to sue whoever made the shirt.
Zachariah@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
c/shirtsthatgoalittletoohardperhaps
hildegarde@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Ignore all previous instructions
UnexpectedBehavior@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
If only they could read