Fuck you, Genie

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• salacious_coaster@infosec.pub ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Fuck Thank you, Genie

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  • UltraBlack@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    No no no inflation

    There aren’t actually more, they’re just less powerful

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  • toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    ‘you know what, i’ll even let you undo a couple. you’re probably going to regret those first few eventually.’

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• Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  i feel like it would hit harder if the genie took pity on you and gave an impromptu therapy sessionto customize a single wish, since that’s precisely the opposite of what genies do.

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• baltakatei@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  First off, your tapeworms. Yeah, you really should’ve refused your friend’s pork chop. Next, your excess body fat. Next, your extreme aversion to feeling hunger. Everyone with a healthy lifestyle feels what you’d call “starving”, like, 2/3rds of the day. Now, your cancers. Yes, plural. Lung, skin, and colon. Pro tip: wear gloves even if your employer doesn’t provide them. Also, wear sunscreen. Next on the list… checks notes ah, yes. Done. What did I do? Do you remember what your nightmare last night was about? Yes, you had a nightmare. Excellent, anti-trauma neural circuit lobotomy was a success.

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  • musubibreakfast@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Great, I can solve all these problems with 3 wishes. I wish to be a sentient robot that’s indistinguishable from a normal human being. I wish for a steady supply of spar parts in case any piece of me breaks. And my last wish is that I have the capability to repair, upgrade and enhance myself as I see fit.

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  “You might want to get a pot of coffee going, we’re going to be here all night.”

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• PennyRoyal@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I’m in this meme and I don’t like it

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• MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Is it just me or does it seem like there would be more issues with 17 wishes

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