Sometimes I think the primary purpose of having two hands is to pet two cats simultaneously.

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• AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Ok… but then what’s the purpose of not having three hands?

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  • CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    A question for the ages…

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  • lath@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    You’ll be stretched to thin to fully enjoy the fluffiness.

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  • Mr_Fish@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Now we learn what Dr Octopus’ true goal was

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  • Brian437@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    You got feet in case you run out of hands

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• MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Me, with only one cat: I’m doing life incorrectly

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  • Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    May the cat distribution system quickly rectify this… wrongness. Two there should be, no more, no less. A Master and an apprentice.

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    • CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      “Only a single cat owner deals in meowbsolutes.”

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• vk6flab@lemmy.radio ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Only sometimes?

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  • CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Other times they require me to use the hands to open cat food.

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• RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  As someone with two dogs: don’t fall for this. This is all just big cat propaganda.

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  • MissJinx@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I have 2 cats and 2 dogs. It’s a problem

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    • CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Image

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• SolidShake@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  This is the first upvoteable shower thought I’ve seen on Lemmy

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  • CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I took this as a huge compliment by the way. Thanks. :)

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• MissJinx@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I had to travel for work this week and I’m sleeping in tgia huge bad in an awesome hotel and just thought “I miss my cats”. No really. I fucking Love those 2! I love my dogs too but they don’t sleep with me

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  • CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I miss mine when I travel, too. It’s always nice to come home to their complete disinterest, too. “Oh it’s you again” lol. Until dinner time when suddenly they are a fan again!

    Actually one of my two greets me right away, but the other one likes to give me the cold shoulder for a couple hours after I come home from a trip, to let me know how unhappy she is with the whole situation. When I haven’t been away, she’s always a sweetheart.

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• HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  One for each kitty in the kitty holsters

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