Wtf
Australia: a story in 4 pictures
Submitted 3 weeks ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/2d4ae870-7961-435a-98ba-df6ceac795c7.jpeg
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FelixCress@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
This is so dumb, i love it. Thanks for the laugh :D
FelixCress@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Well he knows a lot about Australia’s seasons and US customer service 🤣
As an Australian living in the United States, I’ve been lucky enough to experience many things previously unavailable to me. Like four actual seasons. The four seasons in Australia consist of “Fuck it’s hot” , “Can you believe how fucking hot it is?”, “I won’t be in today because it is too fucking hot”, and “Yes, the dinner plate size spiders come inside to escape the heat. That is a fucking whopper though.”
CubitOom@infosec.pub 3 weeks ago
Holy shit that’s crazy. Why doesn’t Australia have toilets that you can remove from the floor? If you want to replace a toilet you gotta beat it with a mallet?
Pregnenolone@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Do other countries have removable toilets? I’ve never lived in a house where they aren’t stuck to the floor
CubitOom@infosec.pub 3 weeks ago
It is in the USA, there is a standard hole that they attach to.
www.thisoldhouse.com/…/how-to-install-a-toilet
Its not as easy as replacing a lightbulb but about as easy as upgrading PC components.
devilish666@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I would not be able to live!
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
But was the snake okay?
Frostbeard@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Rest of the world: WTF! Hell no!
Australia: Awww, that’s just a small browniewompy. They only attack mindlessly anything in immediate vicinity. That’s harmless, they only melt your blood veins unless you get antidote within 2.5 seconds.
bollybing@lemmynsfw.com 3 weeks ago
Looks like a common brown snake. Second most venomous in the world. It won’t kill you in 2.5s, but a bite on the arse could do you in in an hour.
BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
Jesus fuck that name needs some work, common brown snake, could we not have went with “Antipodean Death Bringer” or something like that