Australia: a story in 4 pictures

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• Frostbeard@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Rest of the world: WTF! Hell no!

  Australia: Awww, that’s just a small browniewompy. They only attack mindlessly anything in immediate vicinity. That’s harmless, they only melt your blood veins unless you get antidote within 2.5 seconds.

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  • bollybing@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Looks like a common brown snake. Second most venomous in the world. It won’t kill you in 2.5s, but a bite on the arse could do you in in an hour.

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    • BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Jesus fuck that name needs some work, common brown snake, could we not have went with “Antipodean Death Bringer” or something like that

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• FelixCress@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Wtf

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  • unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    This is so dumb, i love it. Thanks for the laugh :D

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    • FelixCress@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Well he knows a lot about Australia’s seasons and US customer service 🤣

      As an Australian living in the United States, I’ve been lucky enough to experience many things previously unavailable to me. Like four actual seasons. The four seasons in Australia consist of “Fuck it’s hot” , “Can you believe how fucking hot it is?”, “I won’t be in today because it is too fucking hot”, and “Yes, the dinner plate size spiders come inside to escape the heat. That is a fucking whopper though.”

      27bslash6.com/function4sports.html

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• CubitOom@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Holy shit that’s crazy. Why doesn’t Australia have toilets that you can remove from the floor? If you want to replace a toilet you gotta beat it with a mallet?

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  • Pregnenolone@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Do other countries have removable toilets? I’ve never lived in a house where they aren’t stuck to the floor

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    • CubitOom@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      It is in the USA, there is a standard hole that they attach to.

      www.thisoldhouse.com/…/how-to-install-a-toilet

      Its not as easy as replacing a lightbulb but about as easy as upgrading PC components.

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• devilish666@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

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• aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I would not be able to live!

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  But was the snake okay?

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