When someone finally gives you the back story

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• wanderwisley@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Strong with the force she was, squirted so hard she short circulated my droid she did.

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• niktemadur@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  An elegant device, for more civilized times.

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• random_character_a@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “I thought my mother was a freighter captain?”

  “No, she was Onlyfans content creator and now that your uncles farm is toasted, you’ll have to pick up where she left off. Stuff this in your ass and I’ll get the camera”

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• kautau@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This has the same vibes as

  youtu.be/RkTibALwfNg

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• sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “And she was a good friend.”

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  • frezik@midwest.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “Obiwan, I’m pregnant”

    “Ahh, fuck, tell Anakin it’s his”

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  • Batman@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    thousand mile star

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