LPT 4 Summer BBQs

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• RymrgandsDaughter@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  So this is what they needed thousands of unaccompanied Latino children for

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• Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Great idea. Now where do I get a small child?

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  • Bashnagdul@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Most primary schools are full with them. Just pick one.

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• perishthethought@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  LPT 4

  Why are we discussing a printer port?

  (I am old)

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  • Bashnagdul@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞

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• benignintervention@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Pretty sure those are yellow jackets and I have seen a colony eat a dead bird. So maybe cover the children with rotting carcass?

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• HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Ancient problems require ancient solutions. Sacrifice the small ugly child.

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• mEEGal@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  for real though: use a decoy, a literal honeypot, so flies and wasps and whatnot don’t land in your plate

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  • stevedice@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Do you want more wasps? Because that’s how you get more wasps?

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  • moody@lemmings.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Do not use bait traps, those just attract more wasps. Fake hives are somewhat effective at deterring wasps.

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• NielsBohron@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  You can tell that this wasn’t written by a parent. Parents know that the small child is already covered in jam, despite there being no jam at the BBQ

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• Lemmist@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Can’t we just slightly cut the child? Jam is a rare thing at BBQs but knives are always there.

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  • Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Most BBQ sauce has a comparable amount of sugar to be a sufficient substitute

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