Sell the sizzle, not the quake

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• Hupf@feddit.org ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  For every rule there’s a story.

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• peteypete420@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  California?

  Also more seriously just gimmie your cash app barcode as I run out the door we good.

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• stupidcasey@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Hmmm, free meal or risk my life to pay, now that is a difficult decision.

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• ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  AI generated slop🤮

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• Wild_Mastic@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The meal was fire*

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• Grass@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  if insurance doesnt cover this we need more insurance luigis

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• Little8Lost@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It feels like this was made with ai but i could be wrong My head is gonna explode

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  • JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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    • Little8Lost@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The dog picture was my concern

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• Auntievenim@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Horrifyingly enough this actually happened lmao

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  • Sidyctism2@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    for anyone curious

    (wikipedia link)

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    • samus12345@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      After the fire broke out, exits were locked to prevent people from stealing merchandise.

      I hope after everything was repaired as many people went out of their way to shoplift there as possible.

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    • twopi@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It looks like Paraguay needs a Luigi 🟢.

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    • Auntievenim@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Absolutely brilliant that I didn’t even have to give context and you knew EXACTLY what I was talking about

      Thank you for the link! I couldn’t remember the names or where it happened but I thought of the story immediately

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    • CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The president of the supermarket company, as well as various employees, were later sentenced to prison terms for their actions during the fire.

      Meanwhile, Amazon delivery drivers are fired if they don’t make deliveries when a tornado is in their area.

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• psx_crab@lemmy.zip ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  God: There’s ample of warning and time for you to run, why are you still in the building?

  You: in a line paying my meal.

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