Here he is on Blue Origin!

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• Theprogressivist@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Jeff Bezos isn’t cool enough to be Dr. Evil.

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  • db2@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    And funnily enough, Dr Evil is less evil.

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  • abbadon420@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Jeff Bezos isn’t cool enough to tell future generations about.

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “Austin… I am your father.”

  “Whoa! Really?”

  “…No. I can’t back that up.”

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• Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Good, shield your kids from the horrors of the real world as long as you can (if that even is ok to do, depends on times … def teach him the value of a bottle cap).

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• NONE_dc@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It isn’t!?

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• rustydrd@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Close enough.

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• betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  But then they’ll ask you how a ship like that broke through the armored ceiling which leads to all sorts of awkward questions about the before-times when we lived on the surface.

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