“Austin… I am your father.”
“Whoa! Really?”
“…No. I can’t back that up.”
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“Austin… I am your father.”
“Whoa! Really?”
“…No. I can’t back that up.”
Good, shield your kids from the horrors of the real world as long as you can (if that even is ok to do, depends on times … def teach him the value of a bottle cap).
It isn’t!?
Close enough.
But then they’ll ask you how a ship like that broke through the armored ceiling which leads to all sorts of awkward questions about the before-times when we lived on the surface.
Theprogressivist@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Jeff Bezos isn’t cool enough to be Dr. Evil.
db2@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
And funnily enough, Dr Evil is less evil.
abbadon420@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
Jeff Bezos isn’t cool enough to tell future generations about.