If this is you your priorities are all screwed up

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• stardom8048@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  phone bad.

  Posted from my iPhone.

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    iPhone bad.

    Posted from the other monopolistic entity in phone operating systems.

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• Demdaru@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Imma be honest, knife ain’t helpin much in ere, may as well go out with fame

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• synapse1278@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Truth is, the man is doing the right move to save his life.

  Crocodiles have very tough skin, I doubt he will manage to kill it with the knife before the crocodile chew him to dead.

  However, the crocodile will likely split him out as soon as he realizes it is biting into a large piece of shit.

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  • thermal_shock@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Have to chop from the inside like guardians of the galaxy

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• MTK@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  uh i love 9gag. racism, sexism, complete and utter idiocy, also just overall terrible people. but there are some pretty funny memes every now and again.

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• PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  wait is that 9gag

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• Jackcooper@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Gator resigned!!

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• Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Phone is better than knife If you can make the battery ignite.

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• lugal@sopuli.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  True, if you’re still on 9gag, screw you

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• Alsjemenou@lemy.nl ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Oh shut, thanks for the wake up call op.

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