Alcohol solves problems, water creates them.

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• SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Alcohol is a diuretic.

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• FelixCress@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Fish fuck in water.

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• NaibofTabr@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  well… it is a solvent…

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• einfach_orangensaft@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Image

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• DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Just don’t pee until you’re balls explode

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  • ignotum@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    It’s a common misconception that pee is stored in the balls,
    The balls are actually for storing microplastics

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• Whirling_Cloudburst@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  The older I get, the more appealing a catheter sounds.

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• M137@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  You drink water because you feel like shit if you don’t. Alcohol is a “feel great for a while, then like shit for longer”, and only if done in moderation and not too often.

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• Fleur_@hilariouschaos.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Mfers with a piss fetish got it easy I tell ya

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• Darohan@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I drink the water, and then I have to go somewhere else to undrink the water 5 minutes later!

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