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• ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Damn it, Mr.Ingle. Can you not sing “in the garden of eden” without sounding like you have a mouth full of pudding?

  Fuck it. We’ll just change the name of the damned song. Who the hell makes a 17 minute long song, anyhow? You’re a damned idiot!

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  • Flummoxed@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Also, Mr. Miller? What the hell is a pompatus of love??

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    • Cort@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Huh, thought it was the pamplemousse of love

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• serpineslair@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  🎶Concrete jungle wet dream toma-to!🎶

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• jpreston2005@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I cannot hear this song without thinking that the background singers are repeatedly saying “cut your balls off” during the refrain

  Billy Idol - Mony Mony

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  • inbeesee@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    The music commands and I obey

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• LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  “Sewing machines of love”

  -Tears for Fears

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• Mrkawfee@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  “It’s too late to roll the dice” instead of “it’s too late to apologize” sounds much more meaningful.

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  • JackbyDev@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    That because they really butcher it and say 'poligize.

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    • ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      The worst part is you can actually fit the full word in the same beat but it doesn’t sound dumb af

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  • Flummoxed@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Ooh, I like this one! I thought it was, “it’s too late to call the job” when I first heard it and was pretty unsure what he was going for…

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    • TexasDrunk@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      He’s sad because he was going to call in sick but waited too long.

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• Carvex@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  And I’ll sing all night and in the mornin’ light

  When your shades are on and your head’s on ice

  You’ll know you’ve seen the redneck sodomy

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• don@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  🎶Wrapped up like a douche, another owner in the night🎶

  🎶Hold me closer, Tony Danza🎶

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  • robdor@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    And little Early Burly gave my anus curly whirly

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    • jballs@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      And asked me if I needed a ride!

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  • voytek709@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I always thought it was “another rumour in the night” 🥲

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    • don@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      the full line from the song is

      Yeah, she/he was blinded by the light Oh, cut loose like a deuce, another runner in the night

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  • Flummoxed@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I like to sing, “Wrapped up like a douche, another rubber in the night” but yours sounds closer. That song is great for this. “Blighted by the right, wrapped up like douche, another Romney in the fight”

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