The next scandal involving musk should be that he wasn’t assassinated sooner.
The next scandal involving Musk should be called Elongate.
Submitted 2 days ago by Brkdncr@lemmy.world to showerthoughts@lemmy.world
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masterofn001@lemmy.ca 2 days ago
JubilantJaguar@lemmy.world 2 days ago
This is a terrible take. Introducing violence into politics always, always, leads to dark places nobody wanted to go. Besides being wrong, it’s completely counter-productive.
Gold_E_Lox@lemmy.world 2 days ago
politics is violent, inherently. taxation is violent, inherently. policing is violent, inherently. control of another is violent, inherently.
ThomasCrappersGhost@feddit.uk 1 day ago
Unfortunately those in charge only listen to violence.
Greg@lemmy.ca 2 days ago
I think twatgate would be more appropriate
21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 2 days ago
Calling everything even mildly controversial ‘-gate’ was super played out decades ago IMHO.
grue@lemmy.world 2 days ago
“Elongate” is too flattering towards him.
blackberry@midwest.social 2 days ago
didn’t he write a tweet literally saying this? maybe 4 years ago?
mipadaitu@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Yeah, after he sexually harassed a flight attendant and laughed about it on Twitter.
Akasazh@feddit.nl 1 day ago
I made this joke in a dadjoke subereddit and got banned as it was too adult
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 2 days ago
I hate that I like this. The gate thing is super overused. But this one works.
HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 2 days ago
Touché
SreudianFlip@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
Ewww, no, not even with a 10-foot rapier.
droporain@lemmynsfw.com 2 days ago
Id prefer something else.
11111one11111@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Muskgate?
nonentity@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
Following the Watergate scandal, ‘-gate’ became the suffix to name subsequent scandals.
I propose stories associated with Trump, and other stupid scandals, be encrusted with the suffix ‘-a-Lago’.
I think there’s scope for dedicating an entire community to them, like c/MAG_a_Lago.
As for Elongate, Musk explicitly requested it be used, which should be reason enough to not.