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The next scandal involving Musk should be called Elongate.

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Submitted ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Brkdncr@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨showerthoughts@lemmy.world⁩

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  • nonentity@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Following the Watergate scandal, ‘-gate’ became the suffix to name subsequent scandals.

    I propose stories associated with Trump, and other stupid scandals, be encrusted with the suffix ‘-a-Lago’.

    I think there’s scope for dedicating an entire community to them, like c/MAG_a_Lago.

    As for Elongate, Musk explicitly requested it be used, which should be reason enough to not.

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  • Greg@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I think twatgate would be more appropriate

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  • masterofn001@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The next scandal involving musk should be that he wasn’t assassinated sooner.

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    • JubilantJaguar@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      This is a terrible take. Introducing violence into politics always, always, leads to dark places nobody wanted to go. Besides being wrong, it’s completely counter-productive.

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      • Gold_E_Lox@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        politics is violent, inherently. taxation is violent, inherently. policing is violent, inherently. control of another is violent, inherently.

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      • ThomasCrappersGhost@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Unfortunately those in charge only listen to violence.

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  • 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Calling everything even mildly controversial ‘-gate’ was super played out decades ago IMHO.

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  • grue@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “Elongate” is too flattering towards him.

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  • blackberry@midwest.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    didn’t he write a tweet literally saying this? maybe 4 years ago?

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    • mipadaitu@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yeah, after he sexually harassed a flight attendant and laughed about it on Twitter.

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  • Akasazh@feddit.nl ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I made this joke in a dadjoke subereddit and got banned as it was too adult

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  • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I hate that I like this. The gate thing is super overused. But this one works.

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  • HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Touché

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    • SreudianFlip@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Ewww, no, not even with a 10-foot rapier.

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  • droporain@lemmynsfw.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Id prefer something else.

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    • 11111one11111@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Muskgate?

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