How old are you? I’ve heard it said “Never trust a fart over forty” so you might want to hit the toilet for that, depending on your age.
I kinda feel like if I had one good fart, that'd really sort things out for me right now
Submitted 5 months ago by PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca to [deleted]
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SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 months ago
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
A good shart definitely would not sort me out right now 😭
adarza@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
“Three things to remember when you get older: Never pass up a bathroom… never waste a hard-on, and never trust a fart.” -Jack Nicholson (The Bucket List)
scytale@lemm.ee 5 months ago
As I get older, I noticed that around 50% of the time, if I have a slight headache, or don’t feel right or comfy for no reason (i.e. not sick), it’s because I need to poop. Even if I thought I was done for the day, sometimes there’s just some that remains that when I go for that last round, I’m suddenly 100% feeling ok and fresh.
harmsy@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Maybe you should try getting yourself something nice from Bad Dragon?
jordanlund@lemmy.world 5 months ago
LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe 5 months ago
Yeah, releasing a gut wrencher is the best.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 months ago
Blow some air up there to help it along. Like swallowing air to burp.
SoupBrick@yiffit.net 5 months ago
The bigger, the better. Make sure to push really hard when one comes! You’ll be surprised what comes next!
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
Now that’s some clickbait I can get behind