I kinda feel like if I had one good fart, that'd really sort things out for me right now

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• SoupBrick@yiffit.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  The bigger, the better. Make sure to push really hard when one comes! You’ll be surprised what comes next!

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  • PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Now that’s some clickbait I can get behind

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• SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  How old are you? I’ve heard it said “Never trust a fart over forty” so you might want to hit the toilet for that, depending on your age.

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  • PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    A good shart definitely would not sort me out right now 😭

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  • adarza@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    “Three things to remember when you get older: Never pass up a bathroom… never waste a hard-on, and never trust a fart.” -Jack Nicholson (The Bucket List)

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• scytale@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  As I get older, I noticed that around 50% of the time, if I have a slight headache, or don’t feel right or comfy for no reason (i.e. not sick), it’s because I need to poop. Even if I thought I was done for the day, sometimes there’s just some that remains that when I go for that last round, I’m suddenly 100% feeling ok and fresh.

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• harmsy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Maybe you should try getting yourself something nice from Bad Dragon?

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• jordanlund@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  youtu.be/y7j1WkMYF_8

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• LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Yeah, releasing a gut wrencher is the best.

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Blow some air up there to help it along. Like swallowing air to burp.

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