The true embodiment of peak male performance

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• RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It’s probably kynodesmē

  For those who might be wondering.

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• qarbone@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Roger from American Dad?

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• LodeMike@lemmy.today ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Nice cock

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• AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Damn dude those thighs lol

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• Septimaeus@infosec.pub ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Reality of nude athletics: loins evolved to “gird” themselves in response to turbulence, and Greco-Romans saw a lot of athlete penis on TV.

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• FreddiesLantern@leminal.space ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Weiner forward for added aerodynamics.

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  • leftascenter@jlai.lu ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Flapaflapaflap….

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  • kurwa@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It’s like a windsock

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    • edgemaster72@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      windcock

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    • Zorque@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      THAT IS NOT HOW WINDSOCKS WORK

      Image

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• SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  He dummy thicc

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• thefluffiest@feddit.nl ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Gotta admire that booty

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    the muppet beaker sings BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY ROCKIN' EVERYWHERE

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• otacon239@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Unrealistic body standards at it again

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• UnpopularCrow@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Image

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• SurfinBird@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Is the erection better for sprinting? Might be the secret to success.

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  • RaoulDook@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That’s probably just an action pose with it flopping upwards like that alternating with each step of the sprint. The foreskin is stretched forward by the centripetal force of it slinging upwards, that’s why it sticks out

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    • RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It’s probably kynodesmē

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    • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      The ideal athlete with his ideal prepuce

      https://www.cirp.org/library/history/hodges2/

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  • YaDownWitCPP@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    At a cruising speed of about Mach 3.2, air doesn’t behave the same way it does around slower runners. A sharp, elongated erection helps control the formation of shock waves at supersonic speeds.

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    • Gust@piefed.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      This is the technique used in the latest glansjet engines

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  • grue@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    A E R O D Y N A M I C

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  • Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    More streamlined than a flopper I reckon. Someone’s gonna have to go do a wind tunnel test

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    • Geobloke@aussie.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I reckon = erection*

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