Roger from American Dad?
The true embodiment of peak male performance
Submitted 3 weeks ago by 
Grumpus_Maximus@thelemmy.club to historymemes@piefed.social
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qarbone@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
LodeMike@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Nice cock
AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Damn dude those thighs lol
Septimaeus@infosec.pub 2 weeks ago
Reality of nude athletics: loins evolved to “gird” themselves in response to turbulence, and Greco-Romans saw a lot of athlete penis on TV.
FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 3 weeks ago
Weiner forward for added aerodynamics.
leftascenter@jlai.lu 3 weeks ago Flapaflapaflap….
SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
He dummy thicc
otacon239@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Unrealistic body standards at it again
UnpopularCrow@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
SurfinBird@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Is the erection better for sprinting? Might be the secret to success.
RaoulDook@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
That’s probably just an action pose with it flopping upwards like that alternating with each step of the sprint. The foreskin is stretched forward by the centripetal force of it slinging upwards, that’s why it sticks out
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
The ideal athlete with his ideal prepuce
YaDownWitCPP@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
At a cruising speed of about Mach 3.2, air doesn’t behave the same way it does around slower runners. A sharp, elongated erection helps control the formation of shock waves at supersonic speeds.
Gust@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
This is the technique used in the latest glansjet engines
grue@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
A E R O D Y N A M I C
Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
More streamlined than a flopper I reckon. Someone’s gonna have to go do a wind tunnel test
Geobloke@aussie.zone 2 weeks ago
I reckon = erection*
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
It’s probably kynodesmē
For those who might be wondering.