I don’t think I’ll ever be able to eat a morel after I had a back yard filled with stink horns of the cum smelling variety. They just look too similar.
MOREL DILEMMA
Submitted 5 months ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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Letstakealook@lemm.ee 5 months ago
Hadriscus@lemm.ee 5 months ago
what
Letstakealook@lemm.ee 5 months ago
Stink horns. They are phalic and come in disgusting smell varieties such as bukkake party or boars head processing plant. The top looks similar, though the cut outs are filled with vile gelly that contains the spores so that they stick to insect feet and spread.
LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net 5 months ago
Is the dilemma that I can’t take the tram to my foraging grounds? If so I agree that is a problem.
SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 5 months ago
You’re given the choice of being able to cultivate one
Or forage the others
felykiosa@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Take the one path and rush trough the one morel and scoop it .then scoop the 4 others morels. Wash them cut them , cook them and make an omelette with it.
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 5 months ago
If only the tram could have kind of scooped up the morels and taken them on board… but there wasn’t mush room inside!
propter_hog@hexbear.net 5 months ago
Take my upvote and GET OUT too-woke-1