Can’t forget terrormisu 🤌🏼

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• ASDraptor@lemmy.autism.place ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You can tell how they own an american restaurant instead of an italian one because they serve fettuccine alfredo and garlic bread.

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  • BlueLineBae@midwest.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    There’s an excellent episode of the Sopranos where they end up going to Italy. And even though their whole personality is “Italian” they find that they have nothing in common with actual Italians. That show is a masterpiece.

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  • idunnololz@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    No they serve fettuccine afraido and garlic dread can’t you read

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• oo1@lemmings.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  torturelini spookghetti penne arra-bat-a Pizza Morguerita

  and you can serve Vampolicella or Mortepulciano

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• crawancon@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  veal pick-axe-a?

  Ravi-holyshititsaghost

  spaghouli and human balls

  chicken marsaaaaaaaawe’reallgoingtodiela

  wow, yeah i mean, the terrible ones really write themselves.

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  • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’m not sure if human balls would be particularly appetizing

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    • crawancon@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      clearly you haven’t dated enough good ladies then.

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  • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Where is this restaurant and how do I book a table?

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    • crawancon@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      you don’t book a table.

      you BOOOOOOoooOoOOk a table.

      it’s not a restaurant it’s a restahhhhhhhhomghowlongdoesthisjokelaasttruelythisishellomgkillmerant

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• catbum@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Man, this is the only explanation for the closure of the lone Italian place in town a while back.

  No Italian restaurants exist in a 50 mile radius.

  Town’s haunted now.

  Zpoopa del giOHNO

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• betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Could also serve casu martzu. No name change needed, it’s scary enough as-is.

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