If there are motherboards and daughterboards, are there fatherboards and sonboards?

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• Mango@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Noooo, boats cars and computers are girls and therefore have girl parts.

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• southsamurai@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Wait until you run into stepmother boards.

  There’s two types. The first are the evil stepmother boards that make you do all the hard work.

  The other is the good stepmother board that gives you handjobs or takes your virginity

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• ohwhatfollyisman@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  wait till you hear about white and black boards.

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  • abbadon420@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    There’s also bread- and waterboards

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    • abbadon420@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      They are both very similar. Breadboarding is making a circuit on a breadboard while waterboarding is making a circuit on someone’s nipples whit a car battery while you’re pouring water over their face.

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  • czardestructo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Or master and slave boards…

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• NaibofTabr@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  The sonboard:
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  And here we see the family together:
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• lurch@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Well, the motherboard has female connectors. Idk about the rest tbh.

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  • DontTreadOnBigfoot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Does it? All the connectors I’m thinking of on the motherboard have protruding pins, which seem a lot more phallic to me. Are they really considered the ‘female’ connectors?

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    • lurch@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      You’re right, there can be some, like the pins for power button and LEDs. But CPU, RAM, Power, SATA, the external ones on the backpane etc are all female.

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• GetOffMyLan@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  The observant will have noticed one of these early uses of mother-board are in conjunction with baby-board, and not today’s common daughterboard. A mother-baby relationship seems more appropriate in this context than mother-daughter.

  …stackexchange.com/…/why-motherboard-is-used-to-r…

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  • NaibofTabr@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    If 1 motherboard can make 1 babyboard in 9 months, can 3 motherboards make 1 babyboard in 3 months?

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    • NeoNachtwaechter@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      No. When you see 2 or 3 motherboards to tether, the are probably doing rasbian stuff.

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  • T156@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Neat.

    Wonder why the terminology changed.

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• parpol@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  “Help me stepbrotherboard, my circuits are stuck under the chassi.”

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  • slazer2au@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I can see your debug port.

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    • neidu2@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Ouch, that’s my exhaust vent

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• Illecors@lemmy.cafe ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  No.

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