Everyone getting BBLs these days. Dang

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• franklin@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  There’s a joke about cheesecake in there somewhere.

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  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “I’d like to take a bite of THAT cheesecake” - Sir Mousealot

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• Caboose12000@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  nah we need silly/feel good fluff pieces thrown in to news so its not “the world is on fire and everyone in power wants to make it worse” 100% of the time

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  • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Honestly yeah. But I bet those are tumors.

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    • Caboose12000@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      yeah seems like even “good” news is all just “less orphans killed in orphan crushing machine” these days.

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    • rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      IT’S NAWT A TOOMAH

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    • taanegl@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      haha it suffered a slow and agenising death…

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  • intensely_human@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It doesn’t have to be fluff though. They could just report on any of the reduced disease or lower heart attacks than last year or whatever. There’s got to be some stats, even at a local level like in a town or something, where things are going well.

    They should use that to balance the doom and gloom, not fluff pieces about squirrel butts.

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    • glitchdx@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      the average american doesn’t understand stats.

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• aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Literally anything except endorsing Harris.

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  • glitchdx@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Normally I’d agree with you, but this one was funny.

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• OpenStars@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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