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• i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I have three kids and no sleep. Why can’t I have no kids and three sleep?

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  • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I have 2 kids and no sleep; I feel for you.

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    • i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Thanks for the solidarity! But this is a Simpsons quote.

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• archomrade@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I was just asleep for three and I do not feel well rested.

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  • RandomVideos@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Are you a snail?

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• NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Aw man, that’s where I’m going wrong. I didn’t realise I had to slip into a coma to feel well rested.

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• manucode@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What’s up with the snails?

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    They are good invertebrates, Bront

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  • FoxyGrandpa@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Don’t know, don’t care. I’m all for it

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  • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Better than beans

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    • SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Do snails have more fiber?

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    • mossy_@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      blasphemy

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• FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I have a bed that sleeps 3.

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