Submitted 4 weeks ago by Lovstuhagen@hilariouschaos.com to news@hilariouschaos.com
Former President Donald Trump is expected to work the fry cooker at a McDonald’s in Pennsylvania this weekend after raising doubts about Vice President Kamala Harris’ past employment at the fast food restaurant, according to a report.
A source familiar with the matter told the Philadelphia Inquirer on Tuesday the GOP presidential nominee will serve up some fast food at the Golden Arches during a campaign stop in the crucial swing state on Sunday.
For 5 minutes for a photo op. Mainstream media will take and run with that story 24x7 for next 3 weeks
I’m glad he’s finally applying for jobs he’s qualified for. I wish him well in his new career.
Remember, if the oil is too hot, cool it down with a bucket of ice. Don’t want to burn the fries
“We don’t want to hear fake promises, even something like she worked very long and hard hours over french fries at McDonalds,” he said
That’s not what a promise is. I hate that words have no meaning now.
Every customers fries gonna be light that day.
I really didn’t expect the next assassination attempt to come from the man himself
He might have a mental episode and tumble into the frier.
themeatbridge@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Guarantee he finds a way to make it weird.
over_clox@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Or just back out and cancel last minute, over some ‘scheduling conflict’…
ganksy@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
He’ll bring his extra long neck tie