I don’t understand.
The words “too”, “much” and “butter” don’t make any sense in that order.
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Submitted 2 days ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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superkret@feddit.org 2 days ago
KittyCat@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Its all to taste, I always do a ton of butter when I make cookies to make them extra gooey
brbposting@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 2 days ago
Ngl the butter ones look like the best cookie I’ve ever eaten.
sanosuke001@lemmynsfw.com 2 days ago
I was thinking the same thing, I always drop the flour by a bit to get that effect. The only way to make chocolate chip cookies imo
sundray@lemmus.org 2 days ago
On the plus side, the uranium-235 cookies will probably stay warm a lot longer than the others.
skillissuer@discuss.tchncs.de 2 days ago
but uranium has 9 trillion calories per gram
sundray@lemmus.org 2 days ago
Hmm… better just have one, then.
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 2 days ago
+/- 3,000 years
0oWow@lemmy.world 2 days ago
And it will sustain you for the rest of your life.
mkwt@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Uranium doesn’t usually glow in the dark? If you can see a blue glow, you need to get the heck out of there, or submerge it in a lot of water.
sundray@lemmus.org 1 day ago
Water? We’ve got plenty of that. And it’s heavy, so that should mean it’s extra safe.
mkwt@lemmy.world 1 day ago
This is missing a “just right” image for reference, and so everyone can criticize the author’s cookie preferences.
JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 1 day ago
There’s no such thing as too much butter.
ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Fun uranium facts: during WWII, one method that the Manhattan Project used to refine uranium (i.e. separate U235 from natural uranium which is mostly non-fissile U238) relied on magnetism. A charged particle moving through a magnetic field experiences a force perpendicular to the direction of motion, which makes it follow a slightly curved path instead of a straight line. This force is the same for both U235 and U238 but since U235 weighs slightly less, its path is slightly more curved. By charging particles of natural uranium and shooting them through a powerful magnetic field, separate collectors can be set up to gather the U235 particles.
Creating the magnetic field required powerful electromagnets. Normally these would have used copper wire but copper was a valuable strategic metal needed for much of the other military hardware the US was producing, so the Manhattan Project “checked out” the United States’ reserves of silver to build the magnets. For good measure, the electricity for the magnets came mostly from the hydroelectric dams built as part of the Tennessee Valley Authority projects of the 1930s (this is mainly why the Manhattan Project’s uranium processing facilities were located in Oak Ridge). These dams were originally meant to power the production of aluminum, but the US had plenty of other sources for that.
jol@discuss.tchncs.de 2 days ago
They all look fine and tasty though? Except the egg one.
stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 days ago
I’ll take the egg one, gonna leave the uranium one to you though
Adkml@hexbear.net 2 days ago
Was about to say the butter and egg one look great but that might just be cause I really like eggs and have had ones that looked like the too much egg and it was delicious.
Poots@mander.xyz 1 day ago
Hear me out, the egg one but balanced with more brown sugar than white. It’s very similar to the Tate’s brand chocolate chip cookies.
JohnOliver@feddit.dk 1 day ago
I’d eat all and any of them and not notice anything wrong with them. Except the green one maybe
shadowedcross@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
Cookie is cookie.
trolololol@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Where’s the example with too much yellow cake?
M1k3y@discuss.tchncs.de 1 day ago
Always hate when that happens
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Omw to add too much butter and sugar and a little cornstarch to recreate the levain style cookie
brbposting@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Yep. Cool chart
dch82@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
Eat your greens, kids!
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Yeah but you get a healthy green glow with uranium bumped up
Redacted@lemmy.world 2 days ago
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fossilesque@mander.xyz 2 days ago
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10_0@lemmy.ml 2 days ago
Do I look like I know what a jpeg is to you?
xor@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
It sounds hot, though