CrowdStrike to vendors: Sorry for the global tech outage. Here’s a $10 Uber Eats voucher

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• LodeMike@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Which didn’t work because the account was marked as fraudulent.

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• thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I got the crowdstrike email and made a joke on that eddit site in the \systemadmin and I was asked by BBC journalist in a pm to be interviewed by phone about my reaction and provide a copy to them.

  Crazy shit

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• CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I never installed Crowdstrike so all I got was a lousy uninterrupted weekend.

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• db2@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What do those of us who fixed it without help get?

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  • meco03211@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    willywonkayougetnothing.gif

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    • RedditWanderer@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Gooddaysir.gif

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• sigmaklimgrindset@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Real talk, can this be a class action?

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  • Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    About the worthless UberEats voucher? Nah.

    About the worthless kernel-level code and non-existent QA? Now we’re talking. Where do I sign up?

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    • lnxtx@feddit.nl ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Does the EULA say something about warranty or liability?
      I’m curious if it can be challenged during a trial.

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• downpunxx@fedia.io ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I think for legal reasons these corporations have to offer something so they can point to that when they are sued. If they simply stand pat, and offer nothing, it goes to show absolute contempt, this only shows almost absolute contempt, which in the end will be worth billions in damages.

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• zingo@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  God bless CrowdStrike for their thoughtfulness!

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