You say “even crime scene investigators” as if they have credibility in the first place…
Do Krimes
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grue@lemmy.world 1 month ago
sirico@feddit.uk 1 month ago
Robbery at the old eucalyptus factory
MajorHavoc@programming.dev 1 month ago
Perhaps the suspect “eats, shoots, and leaves”…
notgold@aussie.zone 1 month ago
Better than the wombatbthat eats roots and leafs
HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Drop bears, duh. Trivial.
Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 1 month ago
Chlamydia rape cases I guess
PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 1 month ago
This has gotta be a convergent evolution thing right? They’re in a completely different clade of mammals from us.
sundray@lemmus.org 1 month ago
58008@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Their fingerprints would be about the size of a toddler’s, maybe smaller. I doubt there’s much confusion.
ProfessorOwl_PhD@hexbear.net 1 month ago
Australian crime scenes. Duh.
El_guapazo@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Koalas have a pouch so they can carry all their tools and pack out any trace evidence.