I might actually have some sort of cardiac event.
Comment on Images leak of Valve's next game, and it's an Overwatch-style hero shooter
rustyfish@lemmy.world 5 months ago
1000 IQ power move: Valve promotes a fake game with fake trailers and fake reviews.
Day of the release approaches.
People buy and fire it up.
Starting screen says “Half Life 3”.
Thousands die from a stroke.
perdvert@lemmynsfw.com 5 months ago
Jax@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
-1000 IQ, that’s an instant false advertising lawsuit slam dunk
rustyfish@lemmy.world 5 months ago
So we are back at normal 😎
mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
If it’s literally the first thing on startup, anyone annoyed can just refund it
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 5 months ago
As long as they don’t do pre-orders they’re fine.
DarkThoughts@fedia.io 5 months ago
I'd like a HL3, but not yet another competitive pvp game. So not sure if that would be the right approach if they can't even hit the same target audience.
NielsBohron@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I’m inclined to agree with you, but Valve doesn’t often miss
FreeFacts@sopuli.xyz 5 months ago
Valve hasn’t released nothing but tech demos since Artifact, and that was a huge miss. And excluding Artifact, Valve hasn’t released nothing but tech demos in over a decade. So you could say Valve hasn’t hit the mark in over 10 years.
acedelgado@kbin.social 5 months ago
Alyx came out 4 years ago, and is recognized as one of the best VR titles of all time. It's a full 15 hour game, so not a tech demo. I'd say that's a hit.
TexMexBazooka@lemm.ee 5 months ago
The double negative hurt my heart here
Cethin@lemmy.zip 5 months ago
They don’t often shoot either. I would agree when they do shoot they tend to hit though. At minimum, it’ll be interesting to see what the studio with such a large stream of revenue finally decides to release. Even if it’s horrible, it’ll be a moment to remember.