Not all heroes wear capes!
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dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 1 day agoDude, I want you well rested and ready to fight at a moment’s notice. You get a whole bench if you want it. Hell, I’d even listen^1^ if you just need to vent; Joker has got be fucking exhausting to deal with.
- It’s no superpower, but it’s what I can do.
Batman@sopuli.xyz 23 hours ago
RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
Nope, Edna won’t make them anymore.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 15 hours ago i want my batman relaxed and prepared for his fight.
we offer him the special, flushing seat the crackheads made
Batman@sopuli.xyz 15 hours ago
Oh… uh, hmmm… gee… thanks?
we must have had less ingenious crackheads on our busses. Some seats had definitely been toilets but I don’t recall any getting flushing mechanisms.- HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
what’s a mechanism
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
To be fair Batman has no superpowers either. Except bring a filthy rich guy.
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 9 minutes ago
filthy rich, and access to the world’s best sports science and putting in some effort to use it.
So he has at least one single actual merit: He did exercise.