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Batman@sopuli.xyz 5 weeks agoWhat if some crazy shit breaks out? Can’t have Batman all relaxed and unprepared.
ToastedRavioli@midwest.social 5 weeks ago Frenchgeek@lemmy.ml 5 weeks ago
Looks like the “Put Kevlar specific glue on the seat” plan is a bust…
dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Dude, I want you well rested and ready to fight at a moment’s notice. You get a whole bench if you want it. Hell, I’d even listen^1^ if you just need to vent; Joker has got be fucking exhausting to deal with.
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
To be fair Batman has no superpowers either. Except bring a filthy rich guy.
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 5 weeks ago
filthy rich, and access to the world’s best sports science and putting in some effort to use it.
So he has at least one single actual merit: He did exercise.
Batman@sopuli.xyz 5 weeks ago
Not all heroes wear capes!
RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Nope, Edna won’t make them anymore.
i want my batman relaxed and prepared for his fight.
we offer him the special, flushing seat the crackheads made
Batman@sopuli.xyz 5 weeks ago
Oh… uh, hmmm… gee… thanks?
we must have had less ingenious crackheads on our busses. Some seats had definitely been toilets but I don’t recall any getting flushing mechanisms.