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Comment on batman effect
tino@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Batman takes the metro after a long night fighting crime. His feet hurt. He just wants to sit for a few minutes. Why is no one offering Batman a seat?
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
Batman@sopuli.xyz 1 day ago
What if some crazy shit breaks out? Can’t have Batman all relaxed and unprepared.
dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Dude, I want you well rested and ready to fight at a moment’s notice. You get a whole bench if you want it. Hell, I’d even listen^1^ if you just need to vent; Joker has got be fucking exhausting to deal with.
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
To be fair Batman has no superpowers either. Except bring a filthy rich guy.
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 hour ago
filthy rich, and access to the world’s best sports science and putting in some effort to use it.
So he has at least one single actual merit: He did exercise.
Batman@sopuli.xyz 1 day ago
Not all heroes wear capes!
RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
Nope, Edna won’t make them anymore.
i want my batman relaxed and prepared for his fight.
we offer him the special, flushing seat the crackheads made
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Frenchgeek@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
Looks like the “Put Kevlar specific glue on the seat” plan is a bust…