Comment on Is Boeing in big trouble? World's largest aerospace firm faces 10 more whistleblowers after sudden death of two

medicsofanarchy@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• restingboredface@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  For real. If ever there were a time to hop on an Amtrak, I think this would be a good one.

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  • cmbabul@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I would want the motherfucking Navy to take me around South America, the passenger train system in the US is sadly so sparse it makes it too easy for someone to find someone else based on odds. And Amtrak doesn’t have anti air weapons

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    • You999@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      And Amtrak doesn’t have anti air weapons

      Amtrak can pull your own private rail car. Nothing says that car couldn’t be the US’s navy’s armored caboose which may or may not actually have anti air weapons (classified)

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      • cmbabul@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Ok that’s absurdly dope but I’m still feeling safer on the aircraft carrier

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    • Holzkohlen@feddit.de ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You think they will make a boing machine just drop in on the train? I mean at the rate those planes are failing, I would not be surprised if that happens by chance even. Damn, this was their plan from the start, wasn’t it?

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• thescoutisaspy@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’s okay, they are all going to commit suicide by jumping off together. The plane will have no issues.

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  • ChaoticNeutralCzech@lemmy.one ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The hole in the fuselage that caused them to be sucked out was actually made by one of them in a suicide/homicide. Very tragic. Somebody invest in mental health please!

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  • possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The will get off the plane and then get on the shuttle never to be heard from again.

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• SirEDCaLot@lemmy.today ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Oh the plane will be fine. Being a whistleblower is very stressful though. I would not be at all surprised if many if not all of them find it just too hard to go on and end up committing suicide by shooting themselves twice in the back of the head before jumping off a building.

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  • trolololol@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Jumping off a building is the Russian way.

    American way is walking into a school in the middle of a shooting.

    Australian way is going to the mall to bet on the ponies and running into a stabber. (I’m really sorry this is too soon, but next week nobody would understand the joke)

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