Comment on Why must it be this way? (but also I'd like shark please)

empireOfLove@lemmy.one ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

• BigPapaE@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  And have my dick fall off? No thanks

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  • rostby@lemmy.fmhy.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Your balls will go inside you

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    • idunnololz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I’ll finally do what that kind stranger online once told me to do and go fk myself.

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      • Thassodar@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Golden comment

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      • empireOfLove@lemmy.one ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Don’t let your dreams be dreams!

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    • cuttlefishcarl@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Wait, what?

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  • PersnickityPenguin@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I think you have to pay extra for that. Its only free in California.

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  • TheFriendlyArtificer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I’ll help you for a nominal fee if I can keep the tip.

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• oillut@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Can confirm, I do this for shampoo, conditioner and body wash too.

  I get to smell like fruit and shit instead of “pleasant chemicals”

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  • Zehzin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Hmm should I smell like fresh ginger and lemongrass or gasoline and gunpowder.

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    • name_NULL111653@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I prefer fighter jet exhaust and 100 low-lead myself…

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      • Aux@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Jet fuel has a very nice smell actually.

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  • newIdentity@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I get to smell like fruit and shit instead of “pleasant chemicals”

    Now I really want to make Piperinol since it apparently smells really good. I just lack money, equipment and skill.

    Also I don’t know how legal that would be since it could be used as a MDMA precursor and even if it’s legal I don’t really want to get the house of my parents raided.

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  • IntentionallyAnon@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    The only pleasant fruit to smell like is strawberries

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    • PersnickityPenguin@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Durian

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    • big_duck_energy@partizle.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I buy strawberry shampoo, but I also like citrus smells.

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      • JackFrostNCola@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I could smell mandarin everyday and not get bored

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  • rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I’m a generally masculine-presenting

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• stochasticity@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I want my deodorant to smell like sharks.

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• LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I’m allergic to the scents in women’s deodorant. I get hives. I use a pleasant (imo) smelling old spice and it is great. Especially because I sweat a LOT.

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  • FinalRemix@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Are you sure it’s the scents and it’s deodorant, and not antiperspirant? I have trouble with antiperspirant but deodorant is fine.

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