Fuck, that sounds awesome… I’ll put on a furry-suit and fall out of a tree on some ‘unsuspecting’ cunt below, for sure
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southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
I want to get hired to write and direct a movie.
It will be about drop bears teaming up with emus to conquer Australia.
The entire cast will be non-Australian, doing bad aussie accents. There will be no cgi, just stuffed koala-like creatures used via stop motion, and the emus will be a guy in a feather suit using his hand as the head of the bird.
If anyone has a connection to a very stoned producer, tell them there’s the pitch of the century waiting on their funding.
flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
There will be so much cunt spread in the film, it will get an x rating
HappycamperNZ@lemmy.world 3 months ago
If unicorse makes a cameo as an emu I am soo in.
NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 3 months ago
I volunteer as Emu.
I’m lanky, and if I bend over a bit, I can pass as a large, flightless bird in silhouette.
This is the role I was born to play.
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
Nice!