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Comment on US lawmakers vote 50-0 to force sale of TikTok despite angry calls from users

High school nerds pay attention. This is how you can make some money and have an excuse to talk to the hot girls…by installing a vpn on their phones so they can still have their tik tok.

Get one popular girls phone set up and every girl in the school will be hitting you up within a week.

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BreakDecks@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
And the cycle of infantalizing women continues…

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- DingoBilly@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
  Lemmy does draw a certain crowd unfortunately.
  
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  - bluemite@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
    That’s mainly the internet, not just Lemmy
    
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- Harbinger01173430@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
  Everything will keep going as planned /s
  
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Euphoma@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
Highschooler here, everyone already uses vpn’s to bypass the school firewall to view blocked sites and stuff.

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- DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
  The kids are gonna be alright
  
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LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
And why do you assume everyone including hot girls & popular girls aren’t already capable of installing their own VPNs? Unless of course you mean the high school nerd is going to pay for our VPN service, then come on over!

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- escaped_cruzader@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
  
  aren’t already capable
  
  Anyone who can read and follow directions is capable
  
  Most people can’t install a VPN, including hot or cold girls
  
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  - JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
    It’s more like most people are unwilling to find or read directions. Most people can do most things nowadays. They’re just unwilling to try.
    
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  - roguetrick@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
    This shit is like saying most people can’t connect to wifi. It’s not exactly rocket science.
    
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  - UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
    
    Most people can’t install a VPN,
    
    My guy, do YOU know how to set up a VPN?
    
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- JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
  I’m sure some do. I haven’t talked to many high school girls lately.
  
  If this goes through and this happened when I was in school…that’d be a once in a lifetime opportunity.
  
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  - locuester@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
    Are you kidding? There isn’t a phone owning high schooler that doesn’t know how to vpn past their high school’s nanny software. You’re out of touch.
    
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fuckingkangaroos@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
They won’t want TikTok once the chumps who follow them stop using it. They’ll have to do something other than dancing for strangers to bolster their self-esteem.

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